Biden My Time

Greetings once again sub creatures. It is I, The Manta Who Walks Among You. It has been some time since I graced you with my presence, and for that I am not sorry. It is you who should have sought me out, not the other way around! Whilst I was out pounding the campaign trail for your futures, you sat on your fishy duffs, waiting for the next hand out. You fools! That is how we ended up with the likes of Ack-Wa Man and Soupermang running the show in the first place! Are you ingrates willing to sit back and let that happen for another 60 years!?


But I digress. My purpose in hailing you was to not lord over your endless failings as registered voters, but to provide you with the proper leadership during those dark days I am unable to be your guiding lighthouse...and by that, I mean to say...I have officially dropped out of the running for United States President and plan to endorse the only real candidate in this rat race: Barack Obama.

I know, I know. I too thought of myself as the shoe-in. However the shoe horn of popular politics has long scorned my soul. But fear not my brainless minions, this Obama seems to know what he is doing. And Biden is a former Scrantonite. You may not be aware, but Your Lord and Manta has a soft spot for that po-dunk town: I arranged my first illegal arms deal there. Ahhh, the good old days. So as Lord Of The Seas and Master Of All Things Aquatic I hereby renounce the political land scape and return to the job I was born to rule: menacing the undersea joke known as Ack-Wa Man.

Get ready gillsucker...I've been training with the likes of Hillary and McCain. You're fish food next to that crowd.

The Main Manta