Punisher: Bore Zone

You know who plays a tough guy? Ray Stevenson; the same guy who played Titus Pullo in HBO's Rome. You know who is a pretty tough character? The Punisher; as in the same character that has at one point or another killed every single superhero out there.

Perfect match right?!

That is until you hand it off to Lionsgate (of Saw 1 - 210 fame) and fuck the whole thing up. Punisher is the only character who can pull of the dirty, gritty, realism of 'Heat' or 'The Proposition' and here we get Dolph Lungren part 2.

Manta says 'boooo' this trash...

Box Office Gold

Screw you, Hollywood! For years you have canceled pitch meetings with the mighty Black Manta and rejected his treatments. Your claims that Black Manta is a "fourth-tier nemesis" and that I "won't play in middle America" are unfounded, and you will pay for your hubris!
Junior Manta Fan Club members- Join me in boycotting this latest piece of Hollywood schlock!

May your domestic returns not cover your ad overhead,

B. Manta

Black Manta Ack-nowledges...

...Thor, the Metal God! While Thor's greatness exists in another universe across town, it will not stop Manta from rocking out to his video: